You ever meet a girl and think, man I’d really like to show this woman my parent’s grave?  We did.  When we look at this beauty, I have the sudden erge to be on Bath Salts.  Oooo we finna git you moo moo lady.  We found out where she lives.  She was Miss Wisconsin last yea…r.  Gotta start watching those pagent shows.  So anyway with the profits from this show, we’re all flying out there to steal her from her family at the Freak Mansion, of Plymoth, WI.

 We gonna eat it; Shit Burger Asshole, We don’t Care.

It’s at The PIT

123 E 24th St.  (Between Park and Lex)

 $8 downstairs where the monkeys hide all the secret bananas.