Reelin’ Back The Years: The Best Of Huffin’ It – Huffin’ It #7
Saturday, March 9, 2013 at THE PIT
The PIT saw it fit that we teach people how to be insane, so we are taking these poor fucks on a Murderfist Crash course.
On Friday and Saturday, we are taking these future ghosts (Our Students) through our month long writing, casting, directing, promoting, and performing process, the only way we know how, through mind’s eye of coarse.
After their show, Murderfist will perform it’s regurarly scheduled Murderfist Show.
10:30pm Murderfist Class Show $8 (Free for students of any theater)
11:30pm The Murderfist Show $10
There are still two seats left in the class, find out how to join here.
Downstairs where the children scream.
Yo whats up ya beautiful babies, Murderfist is back with a little extra wiggle this month. Thats right Fat Man Porno Nebula Henry Zebrowski is back, and he’s looking for cookies.
We are finally at full strength since Thanksgiving. I wish we could say the same for Native Americans, but what are you gonna do?
Come and meet our newest member Betsy Winchester! (She likes kisses)
We are starting an hour late this month because directly before us in our time slot is The Murderfist class show. That’s right they are letting us teach a class at The PIT, in what? We have no idea.
We gots cabin fever and the cure is Jermaine Fowler. Shit gets WEIRD.
FEBRUARY 14, 2013 @ 8pm
Valentine’s Day Edition!
Happy Half Hour, featuring $2 Drink / Food Specials @ 7:30pm
What is Showgasm, you ask? It’s a retweet from your celebrity crush, furtive glances across a church camp dining hall, the OkCupid headquarters in flames. Or more simply put, a raucous variety show with performances ranging from hilarious to titillating to utterly inappropriate. Come. You’ve never looked better!
WARNING: May lead to spontaneous singing, dancing and/or an unexpected climax.
with your host, JOHN EARLY
Cole Escola & Erin Markey
and DJ Sunnyside!
TIX JUST $5
CLICK HERE TO BUY YOURS NOW!
Showgasm is now SOLD OUT, but there will be a wait list at the box office beginning at 7:30pm!
Click here to find out more!
Huffin’ It – Episode #2
WARNING: This shit gets weird.
From the Murderfist crew comes HUFFIN’ IT. GET CRAZY!
Check ‘em out on Tumblr: http://huffinitbiffstu.tumblr.com/
Part of the My Damn Channel Comedy Network.
SPECIAL GUESTS: The Windy Pendejos!!!
WITH BIFF AND STU
YOU READY TO GET WEIRD?! Because Murderfist is. Their new series “Huffin’ It” premieres Friday, February 1st.
Every year at our grand New Year’s Eve extravaganza, Murderfist memorializes all the dogs that lost their lives this year bravely being alive. Please join us in celebrating these four legged superheroes of America.
The hard, cold fact of the world is that you’re shit. Your whole world is shit. Your family is shit. Your job is shit, your apartment is shit. Your best friend? Shit. Your car is shit. Your couch is a big piece of shit that nobody wants to sit on because of how shit it is. The food in your house is shit, the shit you use to cook it in is shit. Your only friend at work is shit, the guy at your bodega is shit. That burrito in your hand is shit, and the diploma hanging on your wall is shit too, because your college was shit. Your girlfriend was awesome, but she’s fuckin’ gone man. Just a lot of shit fallin on you today.
But MURDERFIST loves you BABY!!!!!!
That’s why we made a sketch comedy SHHHHOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s for Enjoyment!
Enjoyment: The Taste of A New Sensation!
This Saturday! At the PIT! 10:30pm! It’s only 8 of the dollars, and we will get you laid, but only if you’re cool or really really really really really really awful.
We’re doing two solid hours of show, one hour of our favorites from over the years and an hour of new shit so fresh it’s kinda dumb to even show them to you.
Only 8$! 11 PM!
SEE THIS SHOW LOVE YOUR LIFE HAIL SATAN!!!!
PIT 123 East 24th Street
Hey check this one out, you monsters!…
You ever meet a girl and think, man I’d really like to show this woman my parent’s grave? We did. When we look at this beauty, I have the sudden erge to be on Bath Salts. Oooo we finna git you moo moo lady. We found out where she lives. She was Miss Wisconsin last yea…r. Gotta start watching those pagent shows. So anyway with the profits from this show, we’re all flying out there to steal her from her family at the Freak Mansion, of Plymoth, WI.
We gonna eat it; Shit Burger Asshole, We don’t Care.
It’s at The PIT
123 E 24th St. (Between Park and Lex)
$8 downstairs where the monkeys hide all the secret bananas.