Alright all you babies it’s time to shine those ankles again, and get ready for the big Murderfist implant you’ve been saving up for. We are just the accessory your brain lobe needs.
Is Truth the Light? Are You me? Are we us or are we who we used to be? At the end of the day on the second Saturday down stairs at The PIT 10:30pm we’re all as happy as a monkey with a Peanut machine.
We are cuming at you hard on this one, change is finna come, the exit is just the entrance to another world. Free your pants baby people.
$8 or one live chicken.
99 Comics tell jokes in support of the 99% and OWS.
8PM $5 UCB 153 East 3rd St.
Hosted by The Tony & Johnny Show [east.ucbtheatre.com] (Anthony Atamanuik and John Gemberling).
Featuring the following 99 comedians:
- Aaron Glaser
- Abbi Crutchfield
- Adam Conover
- Adam Lowitt
- Adam McKay (via video)
- Adam Newman
- Adira Amram
- Alexis Pereira
- Alison Rich
- Amber Nelson
- Andrew Law
- Andy Blitz
- Anthony DeVito
- Baratunde Thurston
- Ben Rameaka
- Ben Warheit
- Beth Hoyt
- Boris Khaykin
- Charles Gould
- Chris Laker
- Chris Lamberth
- Chris Wilkes
- Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson
- Craig Rowin
- Dan Goodman
- Dan Klein
- Danny Jolles
- Eliot Glazer
- Eric Slovin
- Erin Lennox
- Frank Hejl
- Gavin McInnes
- Giulia Rozzi
- Gonzalo Cordova
- Greg Johnson
- Harrison Greenbaum
- Henry Zebrowski
- Ian Fidance
- Illana Glazer
- Jackie Zebrowski
- Jake Young
- Jamie Kilstein
- Jamie Lee
- Jared Logan
- Jay Welch
- Jimmy Dore
- JL Cauvin
- Joanna Bradley
- John Flynn
- John Frusciante
- John Murdock
- John Reaves
- Jon Friedman
- Jon Gabrus
- Jon Glaser
- Josh Patten
- Julianna Forlano
- Kara Klenk
- Kat Toledo
- Kate Berlant
- Katie Halper
- Katie Hartman
- Kelly Hudson
- Kevin Bayes
- Langan Kingsley
- Lukas Kaiser
- Luke THayer
- Megan Ganz
- Michael Martin
- Michelle Wolf
- Mike Lawrence
- Mike Recine
- Negin Farsad
- Nick Cobbler
- Phoebe Robinson
- RG Daniels
- Riley Soloner
- Rob Cantrell
- Rob Hugel
- Ron Krasnow
- Ryan Hamilton
- Sara Shaefer
- Sasheer Zamata
- Scott Chaplain
- Sean Hart
- Selena Coppock
- Seth Herzog
- Shannon Coffey
- Streeter Seidell
- Stucky & Murray
- Summer & Eve
- Tim Warner
- Tom Shillue
- Tony Zaret
- Travis Irvine
- Trevor Williams
- Two Fun Men
- Will Hines
The MURDERFIST SHOW: April 14th, 10:30 pm @ The PIT 123 24th St. $8
Oh girl, please put down that hammer and get down to The MURDERFIST Show, where we get all the Panties. Seriously if you want to keep them panties don’t wear them to the show. We got sticky fingers and Special guest stars!
Rue Brutalia will be joining forces with us. You guys know Rue Brutalia, They are that sketch group you have never seen.
And also Betsy Winchester is in to reprise her role as Snappy, the Crabwoman with Crabs of Gold!
Only cost you 8 sexy dollars to watch, ohhhhohhohh we know how ya like to watch.
We Smoke Weed!!
Ever put you butt pants over your crotch pants?
Well then take them off them cause we fuckin’ wit no Grease Tonight.
Midnight @ The Straight Jacket Society Theater
Louis Katz is opening for us and by opening we don’t mean doing comedy before we do comedy.
$10 6470 Santa Monica Blvd
This Month’s Guests Include:
Seth Herzog (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon)
Murderfist (ECNY Best Sketch Comedy Group)
Zhubin Parang (The Daily Show with Jon Stewart)
Jason Kanter (Fox’s Red Eye)
We are coming back at you with some full frontal Goat. You know goats right? The animal that screams like a man, eats a can, then headbutts your hip. Trash is what you love, and trash is what we are. We all just a bunch of gay ass goats.
$8 and you get the whole damn goat.
Dog Shit squirts its way back to the Pourhouse. And you know what that means Cheap Beer, an eating competition, and a monkey in a diaper (Henry Zebrowski). So pull up your drawers, lace up that Brassiere, and jiggle your heiny over to the East Village where the fun is gross.
Hosted by Ed Larson and Ben Kissel
This month the Dog Shits
Kevin Barnett (Hate Monster)
Michael Che (Round Tabler of the Year!)
Dan St Germain (Don’t put your fingers by his mouth when he’s eating)
Amber Nelson (Children, she loves children)
Jacqueline Novak (Dances the nasty dances)
and Reid Faylor (The most dangerous man in NYC)
Just added Thomas Dale (You don’t even want to know what he is popular for)
+ plenty of special Appearances.
Dog Shit is Comedy
Happy Hour from 7pm-11pm
$2 Bud Light Drafts and $4 well drinks.
FORCING OUR WAY THROUGH THE INTERNET AND UP INTO YOU
CHECK OUT OUR NUTS…
Get Yo Asses Down To The PIT
This MURDERFIST Show features all of our favorite material of the past 6 months. I know you’re asking yourself, how does one choose the “best” out a pile of AIDS blood ridden dog shit? I’ll tell ya: With rubber gloves!
Come check this out, ALL MURDERFIST ALL THE TIME, This show is going to be the reason you decide to finally ditch that dead weight family of yours and be a real dipshit artist. DOOO ITTT
ONLY 8 BUCKSSS 10:30pm
123 24th St between Lex and Park.
Put it in and fart it out.
Hosted by your favorite comedian,
SETH HERZOG (VH1, “Late Night w Jimmy Fallon,” “30 Rock,” trying not to look fat in pictures)
JESSI KLEIN (Comedy Central Half Hour special, writer for SNL & “Michael & Michael,” doesn’t know why women still read Cosmo)
MURDERFIST (White hot sketch group, new series of theirs on “My Damn Channel” Site, with 10 people in their group they never remember who is in it and who isn’t)
NICK TURNER (NY’s hardest working man in comedy, performed on “Late Nigh w Jimmy Fallon,” often mistaken for the son from show “The Critic”)
And other special guests, including our favorite DJ/co-host,
JUSTIN LONG (America’s sweetheart, if he’s out in time from work, he’ll be there…fingers crossed)
Plus a woman used to make me all sorts of Pious Bologna sandwiches, SETH’s MOM.
Tonight at the Bell House, MURDERFIST performs a baby ass fresh new sketch, along with 49 other comedians. Follow the link to see the participants and buy a ticket.
Murderfist has a little Christmas problem, we have too much fucking joy in our hearts! Come get some on your chest and in your eyes. We have buckets of joy and an entire hose full of hot fresh liquid cheer that we are going to fill a child’s pool with and invite the homeless of 24th street to come wade around with us. Homeless people love getting attention on Christmas.
SPECIAL SECRET GUESTS! MUSIC! HOT LOADS OF CHRISTMAS!
SaTURDay 10:30 at
THE PIT 123 East 24th Street
WENDIGO PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS:
11:00 – THE MIGHTY PRAGMATICS
10:00 – SLONK DONKERSON
9:00 – MURDERFIST
8:00 – THE COWMEN
Williamsburg, Brooklyn NY 11211
OPEN BAR FROM 7-8 WITH $8 ADMISSION
KINGS OF KARAOKE AFTER THE BANDS – FREE ADMISSION
LATE NIGHT DRINK SPECIALS: $3 PBRs AND $6 JACK & BACK (PBR & Shot Of Jack Daniels) AFTER 1 AM!
If you missed The MURDERFIST Show last Saturday, you missed an evening filled with desire and sexy-sexy times.
You also missed this video.
Don’t live with regret. Watch the video.
The sexy times will come again, we promise.
You like harp? No?! Well screw you buddy because MURDERFIST loves the harp. We’re talking that sexy harp that you stroke with you greasy fat finger licking sausage fingers. That’s hot, babies. Check out MURDERFIST princess John Moreno in David Cope‘s new web series, Stung Out and try not to occupy a load in your pants.
Jared Logan. Ham of a man. Raised in a basket. We wish it was a casket. He thinks he’s better than us. He’s definitely right. We wrote a sketch about him and his dumb fucking dad. It’s called the Goofers Take Manhattan. He’s hosting our show.
MURDERFIST SHOW::::UPCOMING SHOWS (Sat 11/12 :::: The MURDERFIST Show // 10:30pm //The PIT)( Sun 11/20 :::: Hot Soup // 8:30pm // UCB East ) (Tues 11/22 :::: Camp Woods // 8:30pm // L’etage – Philadelphia) ( Fri 11/25 :::: Wendigo Show // 8pm // Trash Bar )(Sat 11/26 :::: If You Build It // 8:30pm //UCB East)(Tues 11/29 :::: John and Tony Show // 10pm // UCB East)( Sat 12/10 :::: The MURDERFIST Show // 10:30pm //The PIT)
We’re all going to die one day. Some us sooner than others. Us we intend to go sooner, because fuck the old. Old men have the same goal as we do, to peek at as many heinys as possible, before we fall in a tub, and are not found till the smell of our bodies start to creep into the hallway. You’ll never take us alive!!
This show is going to be a doozy, complete with secret guests, and another music video with everybody’s favorite Burger.
Join the revolution!
Downstairs where the people are tied to the radiator. Don’t try and stop us or you’ll end up like the rest of the old people. Worthless and Dead.
It’s a comedy Show.
Tomorrow at 10:30pm - Sunday at 12:00am
The Peoples Improv Theater (The PIT)
123 24th St Between Park and Lex
this Wednesday we got two, count ‘em twice, TWO shows in one night…
Best in Sketch
8 PM fo 5 bananas($$)
11pm get 5 more bananas($$)
UCB East - 307 W. 26th St. (8th and 9th)
Halloween comes but once a year and MURDERFIST can’t pass on an open opportunity to show some butt. Come see our spooky asses get covered in blood and guts and a few more fluids. We got Leo Allen hosting and special guest Ben Kissel, and a parade!
Dog Shit Celebrates Ed’s 30th Birthday
Dog Shit is popping it’s hot ass gross heiny into another dirty stinky venue. The Pyramid Club has been known for years as the only club where where you can get a blowjob with your drinks for just an extra $5. But it’s from a Russian Tranny named Boris. The perfect place for Ben to live out his dreams.
This month the Dog Shits
- Joe Derosa (Loves clean women)
- Dan Soder (Monkey Man who lives in the Street)
- Seaton Smith (Has a Car that talks to him)
- Marcus Monroe (Juggles so he doesn’t murder)
- Joey Steel and the Attitude Adjusters (Motown fueled Punk Music)
- Danny Bedrosian and Rico Lewis (Funk Legends)
- Zebrowski Siblings (Still trying to find that condom)
Also as a special treat Ed is cutting off his hair with help from the beautiful stylist Jeni. You can’t miss this.
Hey turd babies, Murderfist has a new video up on College Humor featuring Henry Zebrowski, Jackie Zebrowski and Ed Larson. Check it out here