TONIGHT- MURDERFIST Show with Leo Allen
Halloween comes but once a year and MURDERFIST can’t pass on an open opportunity to show some butt. Come see our spooky asses get covered in blood and guts and a few more fluids. We got Leo Allen hosting and special guest Ben Kissel, and a parade!
MURDERFIST SHOW: Hollywood Dreams TONIGHT!
TONIGHT Creaghead and Co. Mandatory Staff Meeting
MURDERFIST will be appearing tonight at Creaghead and Company Mandatory Staff Meeting down at Park Slope’s Union Hall. Creaghead & Company runs a ton of great shows in New York, including this one.
TONIGHT! 8pm $5
FEATURING:
EUGENE MERMAN MIKE POMRANZ INTERN ROGER HAILES AND MUSIC BY TOYS AND TINY INSTRUMENTS!Union Hall is located in Park Slope, Brooklyn, right off the corner of 5th Avenue at 702 Union Street.
Sorry to be brief, but I gotta go talk to a man about a toilet and introducing him to my shit.
Countdown to the Apocalypse
TWAT’S UP Tonight- Tuesday May 17th:::8pm FREE
With your hosts Jackie Zebrowski, Julia Johns and Sharron Paul
Featuring:
SELENA COPPOCK (Gonna sleep with the devil)
GREG BARRIS (Gonna pretend to be the devil)
ERIK BERGSTROM (Gonna choose to live in the sewer)
SARA SCHAEFER (Gonna Viking rape and pillage all of New York)
**and just added, SEAN DONNELLY!!! (Gonna ride a giant scorpion)
MURDERFIST plays Never Have I Ever tomorrow night
FRIDAY, May 13th at 11pm
MURDERFIST shares tales of debauchery and poor judgment in the basement of the PIT.
Roy Moore
NEVER HAVE I(mprov) EVER is a show that collects the raunchiest comedians to play the classic drinking game- Never Have I Ever- and then turns truth, into improvised scenes to bring the horrors to life.
Ed Larson, Holden McNeely, Jackie Zebrowski, John Moreno and Henry Zebrowski will be drinking to forget, and drinking to remember exactly how many mistakes they have made.
“It’s a show you won’t forget and we won’t remember.”
TUESDAY Pillow Talk- Jackie’s sharing secrets
Tomorrow night- TUESDAY MAY 10th, 8pm FREE
Pillow Talk brought to you by Ariel Carson features MURDERFIST’s own Jackie Zebrowski. Check out this monthly variety talk show, also featuring Jill Morris and the musical stylings of Adira Amram.
The Cameo Gallery. 93 N. 6th St. (in the back of the Lovin Cup Cafe)
Big ole’ Dog Shit: This Sunday!
Babies love dog shit because they think it’s strained peas.
Adults love Dog Shit because they aren’t idiot babies and they’ve come to know Dog Shit as one of the best comedy shows in town.
Hosts: Ed Larson (of Murderfist) and Ben Kissel (of your nightmares)
This month featuring:
Dave Hill (Never been to China; Doesn’t plan on going)
Team Submarine (the MasterBlaster of comedy)
Yannis Pappis (Greece’s loss is our loss)
Nate Bargatze (All around swell guy)
Show starts at 8pm, at The Village Pourhouse, 64 3rd Ave. @ 11th St.
This show is FREE as fuck and the Bud Light Pints are only $2, well drinks $4. Happy Hour is from 7-11
Anyone that brings a baby gets to punch Ben Kissel in the stomach.
HAMLET opens tonight with members of MURDERFIST
TONIGHT- 8pm- HAMLET presented by the Sound and Space Theatre Company
Featuring members of MURDERFIST: Jared Warner, John Moreno, Walter Replogle, and Kelan Maloney
Come see the guys exploit their firey loins, as you will, yon tee-tons, in this site-specific production of Shakespeare’s tale of murder, lies and family. Get tickets here: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/170290. Doors open at 7:30.
TONIGHT- Big Fat Scary Thursdays with Ben and Henry
Tonight, Henry Zebrowski and Ben Kissel with special guest Ed Larson, do the once over of
The Human Centipede.
If you miss watching movies with your buds back in the day, come on out and enjoy the beer, chicken wings and commentary from three of the fattest men around. It kicks off at midnight, for FREE at The Creek and The Cave, 10-93 Jackson Ave.
Here’s Ben doing his Shit List. Stick around til the end to get a bit of Ben’s feelings on Human Centipede. Never be the middle one.
TWAT’s UP TONIGHT at the Creek
Tonight, go see these gals tear up the Creek with a fucking awesome lineup including: Amber Nelson, Barry Rothbart, Brooke Van Poppelen, Jared Logan, and Rae Sanni.
Julia Johns, Jackie Zebrowski and Sharron Paul host while you enjoy the twatty goodness.
Show starts at 8pm, The Creek and The Cave 10-93 Jackson Ave. For FREE.
MURDERFIST on TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL Friday, April 15th
Come out Friday night to catch Nick Turner and guest co-host Neal Stastny at
Show starts at 8:30 and is totally free, followed up with some karaoke-in. We’re singing Joe Cocker all night long cause sometimes you just gotta feel that shit.
Red Star Bar- 37 Greenpoint Ave.
Featuring: MURDERFIST, Andy Haynes, Nick Vatterott, Reese Waters, and Scott Moran.
MURDERFIST presents: Late and Dirty w/ Rue Brutalia
While Murderfist is busy fiddlefaddlin their personals, Rue Brutalia is taking over. Late and Dirty. FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY. Come see Jon and Jason kiss each other and like it.
FEATURING:
Mike Dobbins (professional madman, amateur cage fighter)
Jesse Popp (New Jersey sherpa, makes a great omelette)
PLUS a few surprise guests…
The PIT 123 East 24th St. (btwn Park & Lex) New York, NY
And here’s a taste of the Rue that is Brutalia.
Big in Japan Quake Benefit II TONIGHT
TONIGHT Big in Japan!
Dinner starts at 7pm and Show kicks off at 8:15. Drink specials post show. 15 St. Marks (under Jebon Sushi)
“This is the coolest farty show in town.”- Ed Larson
“It’s gonna be the bee’s big bouncy pert breasts.”- Henry Zebrowski
Fred Willard:
Featuring: NICK VATTEROTT and JARED LOGAN
MURDERFIST’s own HENRY ZEBROWSKI & musical guest DAVID COPE!
Hosted by Kenji & ‘Angelo the Comedian’ from Sicily, with the West O’Killarney Late Night Band
McSoreley’s and Ozeki sake sales will go to quake relief until the end of the show.
