AFTER DARK
11pm THURDAY FEB15th 
This Month’s Guests Include:
Seth Herzog (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon)
Murderfist (ECNY Best Sketch Comedy Group)
Zhubin Parang (The Daily Show with Jon Stewart)
Jason Kanter (Fox’s Red Eye)
The MURDERFIST Show, is Tomorrow!
We are coming back at you with some full frontal Goat. You know goats right? The animal that screams like a man, eats a can, then headbutts your hip. Trash is what you love, and trash is what we are. We all just a bunch of gay ass goats.
Guest Stars Galore
Jared Logan (Worst Man in New York 2010)
Jermaine Fowler (Worst Man in New York 2011)
Pat Dixon (Worst Man in New York 1974-2009)
$8 and you get the whole damn goat.
Check Out our Jackie Zebrowski in “Girls Are Roommates”
With Julia Johns, Sharron Paul, and Mike Recine. Directed by Adam Wirtz.
DOG SHIT is Pooping it self down @ The Village Pourhouse Tonight! Free!
Dog Shit squirts its way back to the Pourhouse. And you know what that means Cheap Beer, an eating competition, and a monkey in a diaper (Henry Zebrowski). So pull up your drawers, lace up that Brassiere, and jiggle your heiny over to the East Village where the fun is gross.
Hosted by Ed Larson and Ben Kissel
This month the Dog Shits
Kevin Barnett (Hate Monster)
Michael Che (Round Tabler of the Year!)
Dan St Germain (Don’t put your fingers by his mouth when he’s eating)
Amber Nelson (Children, she loves children)
Jacqueline Novak (Dances the nasty dances)
and Reid Faylor (The most dangerous man in NYC)
Just added Thomas Dale (You don’t even want to know what he is popular for)
+ plenty of special Appearances.
Dog Shit is Comedy
Happy Hour from 7pm-11pm
$2 Bud Light Drafts and $4 well drinks.
MY DAMN CHANNEL
FORCING OUR WAY THROUGH THE INTERNET AND UP INTO YOU
CHECK OUT OUR NUTS…
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The Best of The MURDERFIST Show
Get Yo Asses Down To The PIT
This MURDERFIST Show features all of our favorite material of the past 6 months. I know you’re asking yourself, how does one choose the “best” out a pile of AIDS blood ridden dog shit? I’ll tell ya: With rubber gloves!
Come check this out, ALL MURDERFIST ALL THE TIME, This show is going to be the reason you decide to finally ditch that dead weight family of yours and be a real dipshit artist. DOOO ITTT
ONLY 8 BUCKSSS 10:30pm
123 24th St between Lex and Park.
Put it in and fart it out.
SWEET Primes
SWEET Tonight
doors at 8:30 show at 9
Hosted by your favorite comedian,
SETH HERZOG (VH1, “Late Night w Jimmy Fallon,” “30 Rock,” trying not to look fat in pictures)
This week:
JESSI KLEIN (Comedy Central Half Hour special, writer for SNL & “Michael & Michael,” doesn’t know why women still read Cosmo)
MURDERFIST (White hot sketch group, new series of theirs on “My Damn Channel” Site, with 10 people in their group they never remember who is in it and who isn’t)
NICK TURNER (NY’s hardest working man in comedy, performed on “Late Nigh w Jimmy Fallon,” often mistaken for the son from show “The Critic”)
And other special guests, including our favorite DJ/co-host,
JUSTIN LONG (America’s sweetheart, if he’s out in time from work, he’ll be there…fingers crossed)
Plus a woman used to make me all sorts of Pious Bologna sandwiches, SETH’s MOM.
TONIGHT- Don’t miss 50 First Jokes
Tonight at the Bell House, MURDERFIST performs a baby ass fresh new sketch, along with 49 other comedians. Follow the link to see the participants and buy a ticket.
The MURDERFIST Show: Christmas Wishes!
Murderfist has a little Christmas problem, we have too much fucking joy in our hearts! Come get some on your chest and in your eyes. We have buckets of joy and an entire hose full of hot fresh liquid cheer that we are going to fill a child’s pool with and invite the homeless of 24th street to come wade around with us. Homeless people love getting attention on Christmas.
SPECIAL SECRET GUESTS! MUSIC! HOT LOADS OF CHRISTMAS!
SaTURDay 10:30 at
THE PIT 123 East 24th Street
TONIGHT at the Trash Bar 8pm
WENDIGO PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS:
11:00 – THE MIGHTY PRAGMATICS
10:00 – SLONK DONKERSON
9:00 – MURDERFIST
8:00 – THE COWMEN
Williamsburg, Brooklyn NY 11211
OPEN BAR FROM 7-8 WITH $8 ADMISSION
KINGS OF KARAOKE AFTER THE BANDS – FREE ADMISSION
LATE NIGHT DRINK SPECIALS: $3 PBRs AND $6 JACK & BACK (PBR & Shot Of Jack Daniels) AFTER 1 AM!
The 12 Songs of 1941
If you missed The MURDERFIST Show last Saturday, you missed an evening filled with desire and sexy-sexy times.
You also missed this video.
Don’t live with regret. Watch the video.
The sexy times will come again, we promise.
STRUNG OUT: NEW WEB SERIES BY DAVID COPE
You like harp? No?! Well screw you buddy because MURDERFIST loves the harp. We’re talking that sexy harp that you stroke with you greasy fat finger licking sausage fingers. That’s hot, babies. Check out MURDERFIST princess John Moreno in David Cope‘s new web series, Stung Out and try not to occupy a load in your pants.
Update: Jared Logan farting w/ MURDERFIST
Jared Logan. Ham of a man. Raised in a basket. We wish it was a casket. He thinks he’s better than us. He’s definitely right. We wrote a sketch about him and his dumb fucking dad. It’s called the Goofers Take Manhattan. He’s hosting our show.
MURDERFIST SHOW::::
UPCOMING SHOWS (Sat 11/12 :::: The MURDERFIST Show // 10:30pm //The PIT)( Sun 11/20 :::: Hot Soup // 8:30pm // UCB East ) (Tues 11/22 :::: Camp Woods // 8:30pm // L’etage – Philadelphia) ( Fri 11/25 :::: Wendigo Show // 8pm // Trash Bar )(Sat 11/26 :::: If You Build It // 8:30pm //UCB East)(Tues 11/29 :::: John and Tony Show // 10pm // UCB East)( Sat 12/10 :::: The MURDERFIST Show // 10:30pm //The PIT)The MURDERFIST Show
We’re all going to die one day. Some us sooner than others. Us we intend to go sooner, because fuck the old. Old men have the same goal as we do, to peek at as many heinys as possible, before we fall in a tub, and are not found till the smell of our bodies start to creep into the hallway. You’ll never take us alive!!
This show is going to be a doozy, complete with secret guests, and another music video with everybody’s favorite Burger.
Join the revolution!
Downstairs where the people are tied to the radiator. Don’t try and stop us or you’ll end up like the rest of the old people. Worthless and Dead.
It’s a comedy Show.
Tomorrow at 10:30pm - Sunday at 12:00am
The Peoples Improv Theater (The PIT)
123 24th St Between Park and Lex
NEW YORK COMEDY FESTIVAL
this Wednesday we got two, count ‘em twice, TWO shows in one night…
Best in Sketch
8 PM fo 5 bananas($$)
http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/performances/view/21036
DIRTY THIRTY
11pm get 5 more bananas($$)
http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/performances/view/21039
UCB East - 307 W. 26th St. (8th and 9th)
Dog Shit This Sun 8pm @ The Pyramid Club
Dog Shit Celebrates Ed’s 30th Birthday
Dog Shit is popping it’s hot ass gross heiny into another dirty stinky venue. The Pyramid Club has been known for years as the only club where where you can get a blowjob with your drinks for just an extra $5. But it’s from a Russian Tranny named Boris. The perfect place for Ben to live out his dreams.
This month the Dog Shits
- Joe Derosa (Loves clean women)
- Dan Soder (Monkey Man who lives in the Street)
- Seaton Smith (Has a Car that talks to him)
- Marcus Monroe (Juggles so he doesn’t murder)
- Joey Steel and the Attitude Adjusters (Motown fueled Punk Music)
- Danny Bedrosian and Rico Lewis (Funk Legends)
- Zebrowski Siblings (Still trying to find that condom)
Also as a special treat Ed is cutting off his hair with help from the beautiful stylist Jeni. You can’t miss this.
Dog Shit is Comedy and Ed Larson and Ben Kissel are Dog Shit
What Are You Doing Tonight? New Video on College Humor
Hey turd babies, Murderfist has a new video up on College Humor featuring Henry Zebrowski, Jackie Zebrowski and Ed Larson. Check it out here
ATTN: BONEMAN COMING TO WEBSTER HALL!!!
This Sunday MURDERFIST is doing Dog Shit‘s opening @ Webster Hall Studio.
Dog Shit has a new home. We start our mythical monthly run @ Webster Hall on Sunday. So eat some Metamucil, Grab a lighter and a paper bag and we’ll have a flaming shit stomping good time. We are bringing out all the stops on this porky jamboree. You’ll be happier than a monkey with a peanut machine, at this show.
Ed Larson and Ben Kissel are Dog Shit and Dog Shit is Comedy.
Special Guest Co-Host Jackie Zebrowski (Bad Momma Bitch)
This Month The Dog Shits
Nick Turner (Lost more children than you’ll ever talk to)
Pat Dixon (Being tossed out an IROC, in Staten Island)
Reformed Whores (No skeletons in their closets 
and MURDERFIST doing BONEMAN 8: Neptune Returns to the Bonelords!!!
Also Music by 45 Shootout (East New York Liquor Champions)
Get you tickets here.
http://www.ticketweb.com/fb/3887915/webstudio
Only $5.
Get that beautiful heiny down to Dog Shit where we all got Equal opportunity Nasty
MURDERFIST does Coney, and then Coney does us back!
Dog Sh!t Comedy Cirkus has come to town! Pull down your drawers, spit on that hand, and let’s fucking do this shit you stinky bastards. Ever see a man cry while he’s on fire? Either have we, that’s why this show exists. To bang the life from society as we know it.
Step Right Up! I’ll guess how you’re gonna die. Screwdriver to the Fucking eye. Dog Shit is comedy. Equal Oppurtunity Nasty.
Dog Sh!t Comedy Cirkus has come to town! Pull down your drawers, spit on that hand, and let’s fucking do this shit you stinky bastards. Ever see a man cry while he’s on fire? Either have we, that’s why this show exists. To bang the life from society as we know it.
Step Right Up! I’ll guess how you’re gonna die. Screwdriver to the Fucking eye. Dog Shit is comedy. Equal Oppurtunity Nasty.
Hosted by
Ed Larson (Fat Idiot) & Ben Kissel (Fatter Idiot)
Comedy:
Kevin Barnett (Hates what you love)
Nick Vatterott (Wanted in Kuwait shhhh)
Jared Logan (Two weeks away from blowing his fucking brains out)
Murderfist (Waco, Texas)
Live Music from:
Skulk The Hulking (New and Grosser)
&
Rudie Crew (Liquor Store Robbery Ave Q and Grand St.)
Fire-Eating & Sword Swallowing:
Angelica Insectavora (Satan’s Angel)
&
Kryssy Kocktail (Cuthulu’s Misfit)
Coney Island Circus Sideshow & Freak Bar
Doors:7 Show:8
$10 Cover
If You Miss This Show You Are Dead.
Dog Shit is Comedy.
The MURDERFIST SHOW is TONIGHT!!
Get Yo stinky ass down to the PIT tonight, for some never before seen shit, of the likes you’ve never seen. Imagine if nine assholes got together and burned some books and then shook some babies, and then wrote a sketch comedy show. If you imagined all that correctly, you almost have realized what is truly under them soft sweet lips of MURDERFIST.
BONEMAN, Disaster, Nerner, and Neptune all found their way to the PIT for one special heiny fiesta. This is some equal opportunity Nasty. Ain’t no decent dick in NYC.
Last Dog Shit @ The Village Pourhouse! This Sunday 8pm
Oooooo My little monkey babies, It’s coming up, and we are gonna get down, Dog Shit style. You know you love it, you bunch of butt hounds. Ed Larson and Ben Kissel co-host the greatest comedy show on four legs. Get down and see what all riff raff are hollerin’ about.
This Month the Dog Shits:
Chris Waelti (He’s tall, bald, and looking for a dude)
Louis Katz (Pastrami on Rye w/ mustard)
John F. O’Donnel (Crusader of normal)
Andy Haynes (Villain from Ski School)
Roger Hailes (Can walk 4 miles using nothing but his ass cheeks)
and videos from Funny Cakes (We Promise)
Happy Hour from 7pm-11pm
$2 Bud Light and $4 Wells
And always an appearance from Henry Zebrowski., you know Henry, He did all the body double scenes in Wagon’s East for John Candy after he died.
Free as Dog Shit, because Dog Shit is comedy.
The MURDERFIST Show Premires Tomorrow
Nobody has any idea what the Fuck is going to happen. Just know there are butts that need poppin’ and we got just the poppers to do it.
The MURDERFIST Show Begins
The MURDERFIST Show is the comedy show equivalent of a gigantic flaming eagle shooting crossbow arrows out of it’s eyes and balls. You don’t know what the show will be like, we don’t know what the show will be like, because we have ghosts write the show live while we perform. They are very funny.
Secret special guests will be involved. Why are they secret? Because a lot of the time the guests we have will be considered not to be real people at all. Our first guest? I’ll give you a hint. It’s NOT Santa Claus (wink!;-)) Fuck you man stop asking questions.
ONLY $8, BAND PLAYING AFTERWARDS TO MAKE YOUR FEET MAKE DANCING MOVEMENTS
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/143211
Dog Shit (Crawfish eat that shit)
There comes a point in every person’s life where you got to eat some Goddamned Crawfish, and see some bad ass Dog Shit comedy. Well that time is this Sunday @ The Village Pourhouse. If you don’t like Crawfish just see some comedy, I don’t give a shit what you do, as long as I can see you do it.
Dog Shit is hosted by Ed Larson and Big Ugly himself Ben Kissel. This month the Dog Shits are biggest fattest group of babies you’ve ever seen
Dan St. Germain (If you don’t make it in time for food there will be plenty left in his beard)
James Adomian (Can beat up any dog)
Amber Nelson (coined the phrase “Sit on It”)
Mark Normand (He may not be Jewish but he is racist)
Jared Logan (West Virginia’s thinnest man)
Videos by Funny Cakes (Get into it, before they get into you)
and Sketch by MURDERFIST (In unity they are the devil’s cock)
Crawfish @ 6pm and the show is @ 8pm.
The show is free with its usual happy hour specials from 7-11. $2 Bud Light drafts and $4 well cocktails.
If you want to come to the boil here is a link for tickets.
http://villagepourhouse.ticketleap.com/crawfish-boil/
It is $40 for 2 hours of crawfish, chicken sliders, crayfish poboys, corn on the cob, potato Salad, fried pickles, and all you can drink Bud Light for two Hours. But because we all know and love each other use the discount code Dogshit25 when purchasing your ticket and you’ll recieve 25% off your ticket. BOOM! You love that shit.
Dog Shit is Comedy
