The MURDERFIST SHOW is TONIGHT!!
Get Yo stinky ass down to the PIT tonight, for some never before seen shit, of the likes you’ve never seen. Imagine if nine assholes got together and burned some books and then shook some babies, and then wrote a sketch comedy show. If you imagined all that correctly, you almost have realized what is truly under them soft sweet lips of MURDERFIST.
BONEMAN, Disaster, Nerner, and Neptune all found their way to the PIT for one special heiny fiesta. This is some equal opportunity Nasty. Ain’t no decent dick in NYC.
Last Dog Shit @ The Village Pourhouse! This Sunday 8pm
Oooooo My little monkey babies, It’s coming up, and we are gonna get down, Dog Shit style. You know you love it, you bunch of butt hounds. Ed Larson and Ben Kissel co-host the greatest comedy show on four legs. Get down and see what all riff raff are hollerin’ about.
This Month the Dog Shits:
Chris Waelti (He’s tall, bald, and looking for a dude)
Louis Katz (Pastrami on Rye w/ mustard)
John F. O’Donnel (Crusader of normal)
Andy Haynes (Villain from Ski School)
Roger Hailes (Can walk 4 miles using nothing but his ass cheeks)
and videos from Funny Cakes (We Promise)
Happy Hour from 7pm-11pm
$2 Bud Light and $4 Wells
And always an appearance from Henry Zebrowski., you know Henry, He did all the body double scenes in Wagon’s East for John Candy after he died.
Free as Dog Shit, because Dog Shit is comedy.
The MURDERFIST Show Premires Tomorrow
Nobody has any idea what the Fuck is going to happen. Just know there are butts that need poppin’ and we got just the poppers to do it.
The MURDERFIST Show Begins
The MURDERFIST Show is the comedy show equivalent of a gigantic flaming eagle shooting crossbow arrows out of it’s eyes and balls. You don’t know what the show will be like, we don’t know what the show will be like, because we have ghosts write the show live while we perform. They are very funny.
Secret special guests will be involved. Why are they secret? Because a lot of the time the guests we have will be considered not to be real people at all. Our first guest? I’ll give you a hint. It’s NOT Santa Claus (wink!;-)) Fuck you man stop asking questions.
ONLY $8, BAND PLAYING AFTERWARDS TO MAKE YOUR FEET MAKE DANCING MOVEMENTS
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/143211
Dog Shit (Crawfish eat that shit)
There comes a point in every person’s life where you got to eat some Goddamned Crawfish, and see some bad ass Dog Shit comedy. Well that time is this Sunday @ The Village Pourhouse. If you don’t like Crawfish just see some comedy, I don’t give a shit what you do, as long as I can see you do it.
Dog Shit is hosted by Ed Larson and Big Ugly himself Ben Kissel. This month the Dog Shits are biggest fattest group of babies you’ve ever seen
Dan St. Germain (If you don’t make it in time for food there will be plenty left in his beard)
James Adomian (Can beat up any dog)
Amber Nelson (coined the phrase “Sit on It”)
Mark Normand (He may not be Jewish but he is racist)
Jared Logan (West Virginia’s thinnest man)
Videos by Funny Cakes (Get into it, before they get into you)
and Sketch by MURDERFIST (In unity they are the devil’s cock)
Crawfish @ 6pm and the show is @ 8pm.
The show is free with its usual happy hour specials from 7-11. $2 Bud Light drafts and $4 well cocktails.
If you want to come to the boil here is a link for tickets.
http://villagepourhouse.ticketleap.com/crawfish-boil/
It is $40 for 2 hours of crawfish, chicken sliders, crayfish poboys, corn on the cob, potato Salad, fried pickles, and all you can drink Bud Light for two Hours. But because we all know and love each other use the discount code Dogshit25 when purchasing your ticket and you’ll recieve 25% off your ticket. BOOM! You love that shit.
Dog Shit is Comedy
Stage Fright: featuring Peter Stampfel of The FUGS
Alright guys this is the coolest thing we have ever been a part of. Zoe and Peter Stampfel are going to be on the show. Peter Stampfel is a New York City Folk Icon. He has played in such bands as The Fugs, and Holy Modal Rounders. This is a very special treat, and we are honored to have them on the show. Zoe ain’t bad neither.Also the very talented Doug Austin (Cowmen) offers up his musical expertise in his first solo performance since he ate 22lbs of cotton candy 12 years ago, outside of Des Moines.
What a stinky fat bodied hoot nanny we got for you bastards. Its gonna be hot.
Free as Balls Downstairs.
TUESDAY TWAT’s UP at the Creek and the Cave
It’s just after Father’s Day, and you know what they say? “Dads Don’t get shit, cause we’re a bunch of damn Twats!” Come on down to the Creek and The Cave where Julia Johns, Jackie Zebrowski, and Sharron Paul give you something to Twat about. 8pm :::FREE:::
This Month
Leah Bonnema (Knows more sailors than Carnival Cruise Lines)
Rob Cantrell (Can out smoke the Devil)
Ashley Brooke Roberts (Can bench press 325lbs, No prob bro)
Kara Klenk (Has spent enough money to buy Pittsburgh twice)
Billy Wayne Davis! (Tall drink of water from Nashville)
Bandter: Featuring Jon Friedman w/ Stuckey and Murray
(They are future ghosts)
TONIGHT Too Cool for School with OPEN BAR at 9pm
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Tonight MURDERFIST shows some tits on the one and only Too Cool for School, hosted by J Science and Nicky T. This show is always a good time, with an *OPEN BAR* from 9-9:30, so don’t be late.
Also on the show this week:
MYQ KAPLAN (Last Comic Standing, Tonight Show, Comedy Central Presents)
KARL HESS (Just for Laughs Festival)
OWEN SMITH (Comedy Central, Everybody Hates Chris)
JAMIE LEE ( Last Comic Standing, Atom.com KID FARM)
CHRISTINE NANGLE (Writer for SNL)
9:00pm OPEN BAR::: 9:30pm SHOW:::KARAOKE AFTER PARTY!!
Red Star Bar 37 Greenpoint Avenue, Brooklyn, NY 11222
FREE!
Cave Comedy Radio Launch Party TONIGHT!
New York’s first official podcast network is launching out of The Creek and the Cave, tonight! MURDERFIST is proud to be a part of Cave Comedy Radio alongside this taint-tastic line up.
Hosted by Nick Turner, every show on the network will perform a 10 minute mini-episode live on stage. And the big sloppy finale: The Round Table of Gentlemen‘s 50th episode live, featuring Ben Kissel, Kevin Barnett, Holden McNeely, Marcus Parks, Ed Larson, and Jackie Zebrowski.
FREE SHOW, starts at 10pm ::: The Creek and the Cave ::: 10-93 Jackson Ave
FRIDAY at 11pm- MURDERFIST at Sketchfest NYC
It’s summertime and that means it’s goddamn Sketchfest time. Get your going-out hats on and c’mon down to ye olde UCB Theatre for the Performative Arts and watch us do our famous world-reknowned “farsicals” such as: Clem’s Foot Dancing with Hand Rythms, Bootblack Nelly Eats A Whole Bunch Of Nails and Fat Jerry Attempts To Sit In A Restaurant Booth. Bring your fucking grandmother!
Now and Always performing with Rue Brutalia! They do sketch comedy but they will also sharpen knives and polish your shoes. Finally a useful comedian!
Get your tickets!
http://sketchfestnyc.com/2011/05/murderfist/
Eat some clams!
http://www.chefsbest.org/clams-9361.htm
TONIGHT- MURDERFIST at Klusterphuk
Klusterphuk is a stage full of comedians doing their material, building off of other people’s material and creating some new material right before your very eyes. You could call it improv, but we think Klusterphuk is more accurate. Gonna be a doozy, don’t miss it. We’re bringing dildos!
Hosted by boss act Nick Vatterott
Featuring:
Will Hines
Arden Myrin
Brooke Van Poppelen
Seth Herzog
Micah Sherman
and
Murderfist
FREE SHOW!!!
The Creek and the Cave ::: 10-93 Jackson Avenue ::: 9:30 pm
Dog Shit ****Two Year Anniversary****
Ed Larson and Ben Kissel have been hosting the shit out of Dog Shit for two stinky years now. Not sure what that means, but you can sure as cock bet we’re going to drink like World’s Biggest Idiots because of it. It’s going to be a bonanza of farts.
This Month the Dog Shits:
Leo Allen (He’s not a murderer but he plays one in real life.)
Kevin Barnett (All work and no play make Kevin dull boy)
and Pat Dixon (The Duke of Bad News)
Music by STORM GIANT (Hurricane Andrew ain’t got shit on them)
+ Many Surprise Guests!
Free as a piss on a tree.
Saturday night with BCAT and CTOWN
They’re back from whatever planet they say they’re from and they’re puttin on a show. Check ot the huge flyer above. We’ll be there. We’ll also probably be drunk, so whatever. Mention Ben Kissel’s panis at the door and Tim will buy you one of the cheapest beers they have!
Midnight, this Saturday: Big Fat Scary w/ Ben and Henry
You think that’s scary, you should see what Ben Kissel and Henry Zebrowski have to offer this Saturday night. Come check out Big Fat Scary at the Creek and the Cave @ midnight. It’s guaranteed to stay with you for the rest of your life. Stay tuned to find out just what gore-fest will be shown this week. Feel free to use that picture for you personal…”entertainment” by the way, I know we will.
MURDERFIST tonight at The Cove
It’s been a while Bedford. You’re looking real fine too. All of you in your shortest short shorts, wearing your ironic pork pie hats, and all those tatted up fleshsicals hanging out there just waiting for us to find out just how many licks it would take to get to the center of your bone marrow. Come see MURDERFIST tonight at The Cove 108 North 6th Street Brooklyn, NY 11211 you F-ing hipsters and most of us will promise not to eat you. . . to death.
UFO mysteries solved on Last Podcast on the Left
Here’s a podcast with some of our favorite people talking about our favorite horror movies. This episode Ben Kissel, Henry Zebrowski, and Marcus Parks talk about Area 51, Element 115, and the wonderful brain of Dan Akroyd.
TONIGHT Stage Fright at the Creek
Stage Fright is a rock and roll clip variety show hosted by Holden McNeely and Ed Larson. These guys know their shit and as luck would have it, own a bunch of rare old ass footage. This week’s live musical guests include Bill Chambers and Brad Steurnagel with the comedy stylings of Jason Kalter.
Show starts at 8:30, FREE, The Creek and the Cave 10-93 Jackson Avenue, Long Island City, NY
Round Table of Gentlemen
Every Sunday these assholes get together and broadcast their thoughts on all sorts of topics. Listen as Ben Kissel, Kevin Barnett, Ed Larson, Jackie Zebrowski, Holden McNeely (of MURDERFIST), and newsman Marcus Parks get brutally honest about childhood memories, the world today and lots of sexy sex. It gets real, to say the least. There are tons of episodes posted, with a new one each week to keep you satiated with your weekly dose filth, philosophy and comedy.
