FEBRUARY 14, 2013 @ 8pm

Valentine’s Day Edition!

Happy Half Hour, featuring $2 Drink / Food Specials @ 7:30pm

What is Showgasm, you ask? It’s a retweet from your celebrity crush, furtive glances across a church camp dining hall, the OkCupid headquarters in flames. Or more simply put, a raucous variety show with performances ranging from hilarious to titillating to utterly inappropriate. Come. You’ve never looked better!

WARNING: May lead to spontaneous singing, dancing and/or an unexpected climax. 

with your host, JOHN EARLY

Featuring:
Kristen Johnston
Chez Deep
Cole Escola & Erin Markey
Murderfist
Jacqueline Novak
Spencer Novich
and DJ Sunnyside!

TIX JUST $5
CLICK HERE TO BUY YOURS NOW!

Showgasm is now SOLD OUT, but there will be a wait list at the box office beginning at 7:30pm!

The hard, cold fact of the world is that you’re shit. Your whole world is shit. Your family is shit. Your job is shit, your apartment is shit. Your best friend? Shit. Your car is shit. Your couch is a big piece of shit that nobody wants to sit on because of how shit it is. The food in your house is shit, the shit you use to cook it in is shit. Your only friend at work is shit, the guy at your bodega is shit. That burrito in your hand is shit, and the diploma hanging on your wall is shit too, because your college was shit. Your girlfriend was awesome, but she’s fuckin’ gone man. Just a lot of shit fallin on you today.

But MURDERFIST loves you BABY!!!!!!

That’s why we made a sketch comedy SHHHHOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s for Enjoyment!

Enjoyment: The Taste of A New Sensation!

This Saturday! At the PIT! 10:30pm! It’s only 8 of the dollars, and we will get you laid, but only if you’re cool or really really really really really really awful.