Get Yo Asses Down To The PIT

This MURDERFIST Show features all of our favorite material of the past 6 months. I know you’re asking yourself, how does one choose the “best” out a pile of AIDS blood ridden dog shit? I’ll tell ya: With rubber gloves!

Come check this out, ALL MURDERFIST ALL THE TIME, This show is going to be the reason you decide to finally ditch that dead weight family of yours and be a real dipshit artist. DOOO ITTT

ONLY 8 BUCKSSS 10:30pm

123 24th St between Lex and Park.

Put it in and fart it out.

SWEET Tonight

doors at 8:30 show at 9

Hosted by your favorite comedian,
SETH HERZOG (VH1, “Late Night w Jimmy Fallon,” “30 Rock,” trying not to look fat in pictures)

This week:
JESSI KLEIN (Comedy Central Half Hour special, writer for SNL & “Michael & Michael,” doesn’t know why women still read Cosmo)

MURDERFIST (White hot sketch group, new series of theirs on “My Damn Channel” Site, with 10 people in their group they never remember who is in it and who isn’t)

NICK TURNER (NY’s hardest working man in comedy, performed on “Late Nigh w Jimmy Fallon,” often mistaken for the son from show “The Critic”)

And other special guests, including our favorite DJ/co-host,
JUSTIN LONG (America’s sweetheart, if he’s out in time from work, he’ll be there…fingers crossed)

Plus a woman used to make me all sorts of Pious Bologna sandwiches, SETH’s MOM.

Murderfist has a little Christmas problem, we have too much fucking joy in our hearts! Come get some on your chest and in your eyes. We have buckets of joy and an entire hose full of hot fresh liquid cheer that we are going to fill a child’s pool with and invite the homeless of 24th street to come wade around with us. Homeless people love getting attention on Christmas.

SPECIAL SECRET GUESTS! MUSIC! HOT LOADS OF CHRISTMAS!

SaTURDay 10:30 at

THE PIT 123 East 24th Street

WENDIGO PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS:
11:00 – THE MIGHTY PRAGMATICS
10:00 – SLONK DONKERSON
9:00 – MURDERFIST
8:00 – THE COWMEN

OPEN BAR FROM 7-8 WITH $8 ADMISSION

KINGS OF KARAOKE AFTER THE BANDS – FREE ADMISSION

LATE NIGHT DRINK SPECIALS: $3 PBRs AND $6 JACK & BACK (PBR & Shot Of Jack Daniels) AFTER 1 AM!

If you missed The MURDERFIST Show last Saturday, you missed an evening filled with desire and sexy-sexy times.

You also missed this video.

Don’t live with regret.  Watch the video.

The sexy times will come again, we promise.

You like harp? No?! Well screw you buddy because MURDERFIST loves the harp. We’re talking that sexy harp that you stroke with you greasy fat finger licking sausage fingers. That’s hot, babies. Check out MURDERFIST princess John Moreno in David Cope‘s new web series, Stung Out and try not to occupy a load in your pants.

THE AUDIT

Jared Logan.  Ham of a man.  Raised in a basket.  We wish it was a casket.  He thinks he’s better than us.  He’s definitely right.  We wrote a sketch about him and his dumb fucking dad.  It’s called the Goofers Take Manhattan.  He’s hosting our show.

LEARN OF JARED

MURDERFIST SHOW::::

We’re all going to die one day. Some us sooner than others. Us we intend to go sooner, because fuck the old. Old men have the same goal as we do, to peek at as many heinys as possible, before we fall in a tub, and are not found till the smell of our bodies start to creep into the hallway. You’ll never take us alive!!

This show is going to be a doozy, complete with secret guests, and another music video with everybody’s favorite Burger.

Join the revolution!

Downstairs where the people are tied to the radiator. Don’t try and stop us or you’ll end up like the rest of the old people. Worthless and Dead.

It’s a comedy Show.

Tomorrow at 10:30pm - Sunday at 12:00am

The Peoples Improv Theater (The PIT)

123 24th St Between Park and Lex

this Wednesday we got two, count ‘em twice, TWO shows in one night…

Best in Sketch

8 PM fo 5 bananas($$)

http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/performances/view/21036

DIRTY THIRTY

11pm get 5 more bananas($$)

http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/performances/view/21039

UCB East - 307 W. 26th St. (8th and 9th)