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DOG SHIT is Pooping it self down @ The Village Pourhouse Tonight! Free!

Dog Shit squirts its way back to the Pourhouse. And you know what that means Cheap Beer, an eating competition, and a monkey in a diaper (Henry Zebrowski). So pull up your drawers, lace up that Brassiere, and jiggle your heiny over to the East Village where the fun is gross.

Hosted by Ed Larson and Ben Kissel

This month the Dog Shits
Kevin Barnett (Hate Monster)
Michael Che (Round Tabler of the Year!)
Dan St Germain (Don’t put your fingers by his mouth when he’s eating)
Amber Nelson (Children, she loves children)
Jacqueline Novak (Dances the nasty dances)
and Reid Faylor (The most dangerous man in NYC)

Just added Thomas Dale (You don’t even want to know what he is popular for)

+ plenty of special Appearances.

Dog Shit is Comedy
Happy Hour from 7pm-11pm
$2 Bud Light Drafts and $4 well drinks.

The Best of The MURDERFIST Show

Get Yo Asses Down To The PIT

This MURDERFIST Show features all of our favorite material of the past 6 months. I know you’re asking yourself, how does one choose the “best” out a pile of AIDS blood ridden dog shit? I’ll tell ya: With rubber gloves!

Come check this out, ALL MURDERFIST ALL THE TIME, This show is going to be the reason you decide to finally ditch that dead weight family of yours and be a real dipshit artist. DOOO ITTT

ONLY 8 BUCKSSS 10:30pm

123 24th St between Lex and Park.

Put it in and fart it out.

SWEET Primes

SWEET Tonight

doors at 8:30 show at 9

9 Avenue A(Houston), New York, NY 10009

Hosted by your favorite comedian,
SETH HERZOG (VH1, “Late Night w Jimmy Fallon,” “30 Rock,” trying not to look fat in pictures)

This week:
JESSI KLEIN (Comedy Central Half Hour special, writer for SNL & “Michael & Michael,” doesn’t know why women still read Cosmo)

MURDERFIST (White hot sketch group, new series of theirs on “My Damn Channel” Site, with 10 people in their group they never remember who is in it and who isn’t)

NICK TURNER (NY’s hardest working man in comedy, performed on “Late Nigh w Jimmy Fallon,” often mistaken for the son from show “The Critic”)

And other special guests, including our favorite DJ/co-host,
JUSTIN LONG (America’s sweetheart, if he’s out in time from work, he’ll be there…fingers crossed)

Plus a woman used to make me all sorts of Pious Bologna sandwiches, SETH’s MOM.

TONIGHT- Don’t miss 50 First Jokes

TONIGHT- Don't miss 5 First Jokes

Tonight at the Bell House, MURDERFIST performs a baby ass fresh new sketch, along with 49 other comedians. Follow the link to see the participants and buy a ticket.

50 First Jokes LINK

The MURDERFIST Show: Christmas Wishes!

Murderfist has a little Christmas problem, we have too much fucking joy in our hearts! Come get some on your chest and in your eyes. We have buckets of joy and an entire hose full of hot fresh liquid cheer that we are going to fill a child’s pool with and invite the homeless of 24th street to come wade around with us. Homeless people love getting attention on Christmas.

SPECIAL SECRET GUESTS! MUSIC! HOT LOADS OF CHRISTMAS!

SaTURDay 10:30 at

THE PIT 123 East 24th Street

TONIGHT at the Trash Bar 8pm

WENDIGO PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS:
11:00 – THE MIGHTY PRAGMATICS
10:00 – SLONK DONKERSON
9:00 – MURDERFIST
8:00 – THE COWMEN

The Trash Bar
256 Grand St. between Driggs and Roebling
Williamsburg, Brooklyn NY 11211

OPEN BAR FROM 7-8 WITH $8 ADMISSION

KINGS OF KARAOKE AFTER THE BANDS – FREE ADMISSION

LATE NIGHT DRINK SPECIALS: $3 PBRs AND $6 JACK & BACK (PBR & Shot Of Jack Daniels) AFTER 1 AM!

 

The 12 Songs of 1941

 

If you missed The MURDERFIST Show last Saturday, you missed an evening filled with desire and sexy-sexy times.

You also missed this video.

Don’t live with regret.  Watch the video.

The sexy times will come again, we promise.

STRUNG OUT: NEW WEB SERIES BY DAVID COPE

You like harp? No?! Well screw you buddy because MURDERFIST loves the harp. We’re talking that sexy harp that you stroke with you greasy fat finger licking sausage fingers. That’s hot, babies. Check out MURDERFIST princess John Moreno in David Cope‘s new web series, Stung Out and try not to occupy a load in your pants.

 

THE AUDIT

Update: Jared Logan farting w/ MURDERFIST

Jared Logan.  Ham of a man.  Raised in a basket.  We wish it was a casket.  He thinks he’s better than us.  He’s definitely right.  We wrote a sketch about him and his dumb fucking dad.  It’s called the Goofers Take Manhattan.  He’s hosting our show.

LEARN OF JARED

MURDERFIST SHOW::::

 
 
UPCOMING SHOWS
(Sat 11/12 :::: The MURDERFIST Show // 10:30pm //The PIT)( Sun 11/20 :::: Hot Soup // 8:30pm // UCB East ) (Tues 11/22 :::: Camp Woods // 8:30pm // L’etage – Philadelphia) ( Fri 11/25 :::: Wendigo Show // 8pm // Trash Bar )(Sat 11/26 :::: If You Build It // 8:30pm //UCB East)(Tues 11/29 :::: John and Tony Show // 10pm // UCB East)( Sat 12/10 :::: The MURDERFIST Show // 10:30pm //The PIT)
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