This Friday at 9pm at The Knitting Factory!
Hello Powerful and Wealthy Persons,
Five, count em FIVE, years ago, this bustling group of upstarts traveled out to the land of curds and beer bellies, Wisconsin. And on a budget of negative none money we laid the groundwork for this inspired Kickstarter campaign. Please witness some behind the scenes revelry from our last batch of experimental sketches. Consider donating, decide to donate, tell a friend and donate some more, we’ve got the rhythm and you’re got the power!
Today’s update…a new Murderfist sketch!!! Check it out! With your help, we can make more of these…abominations. WE BLEED FOR YOU!!!
It’s only been a few days and we are already OVER halfway to our Kickstarter goal! Special thanks to everyone who has contributed so far, your support is oh so very cherished.
Now lets start the big crunch. We’re rolling out with some special new content in the coming weeks to keep them donations rumbling.
Up first, please check out the first update of our little interview video that the virile young buck Jeremy Mather has put together.
Look forward to more videos all month, including BRAND NEW SKETCHES. Proof that we are set to produce more than just gallons of farts.
As always feel free to spread the word to friends, family, that old lady buying prunes at the grocery, tell Chuck Thomlinson once he gets off that damn seesaw, and send a late night Facebook message to Bethany because everyone knows that you were meant to be.
Thanks forever and always,
Come see a show that’s got everything you guys love: political send ups, photos of Super Mario Brothers characters texting, cronuts, non-controversial race humor, Back To The Future references, human centipedes and big bags of dog shit you can tie to your belts. It’s gonna be fun cause Hen Zeb is back to add 200 lbs to the show.
SEXY SKETCHES OLD MEN NEW WOMEN ONLY $10 BE THERE
SATURDAY 11pm PEOPLES IMPROVE THEATRE 123 EAST 24th
The old PIT is reopening its doors and what better way to do it than with a show called Dog Shit on a Satanic Holiday. You would think Satanists wouldn’t have holidays, but thats not what we’re talking about here, we’re talking about some dirty ass comedy hosted by two of the dirtiest bastards on Earth. Ben Kissel and Ed Larson.
This month The Dog Shits
Expect a special guest and hopefully a singing fish.
Dog Shit is comedy.
ALSO ADDITIONALLY THIS FRIDAY!!!
Where is the girl? Last time anyone saw her she was with you. What did you do with her? What was the last thing she said to you? Don’t fucking lie to me.
If you want to clear your name come to The Murderfist Show this Saturday night. 11pm downstairs at The PIT, where all the little girls sleep.
Comedy is pain
SATURDAY 11pm at The PIT (123 east 24th st.)