SAT 10:30 @ The PIT

Alright all you babies it’s time to shine those ankles again, and get ready for the big Murderfist implant you’ve been saving up for. We are just the accessory your brain lobe needs.

Is Truth the Light? Are You me? Are we us or are we who we used to be? At the end of the day on the second Saturday down stairs at The PIT 10:30pm we’re all as happy as a monkey with a Peanut machine.

We are cuming at you hard on this one, change is finna come, the exit is just the entrance to another world. Free your pants baby people.

$8 or one live chicken.

99 Comics tell jokes in support of the 99% and OWS.

8PM $5 UCB 153 East 3rd St.

Hosted by The Tony & Johnny Show [east.ucbtheatre.com] (Anthony Atamanuik and John Gemberling).

Featuring the following 99 comedians:

• Aaron Glaser
• Abbi Crutchfield
• Adam Conover
• Adam Lowitt
• Adam McKay (via video)
• Adam Newman
• Adira Amram
• Alexis Pereira
• Alison Rich
• Amber Nelson
• Andrew Law
• Andy Blitz
• Anthony DeVito
• Baratunde Thurston
• Ben Rameaka
• Ben Warheit
• Beth Hoyt
• Boris Khaykin
• BriTANick
• Charles Gould
• Chris Laker
• Chris Lamberth
• Chris Wilkes
• Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson
• Craig Rowin
• Dan Goodman
• Dan Klein
• Danny Jolles
• Eliot Glazer
• Eric Slovin
• Erin Lennox
• FAMBLY
• Frank Hejl
• Gavin McInnes
• Giulia Rozzi
• Gonzalo Cordova
• Greg Johnson
• Harrison Greenbaum
• Henry Zebrowski
• Ian Fidance
• Illana Glazer
• Jackie Zebrowski
• Jake Young
• Jamie Kilstein
• Jamie Lee
• Jared Logan
• Jay Welch
• Jimmy Dore
• JL Cauvin
• Joanna Bradley
• John Flynn
• John Frusciante
• John Murdock
• John Reaves
• Jon Friedman
• Jon Gabrus
• Jon Glaser
• Josh Patten
• Julianna Forlano
• Kara Klenk
• Kat Toledo
• Kate Berlant
• Katie Halper
• Katie Hartman
• Kelly Hudson
• Kevin Bayes
• Langan Kingsley
• Lukas Kaiser
• Luke THayer
• Megan Ganz
• Michael Martin
• Michelle Wolf
• Mike Lawrence
• Mike Recine

• Murderfist

• Negin Farsad
• Nick Cobbler
• Phoebe Robinson
• RG Daniels
• Riley Soloner
• Rob Cantrell
• Rob Hugel
• Ron Krasnow
• Ryan Hamilton
• Sara Shaefer
• Sasheer Zamata
• Scott Chaplain
• Sean Hart
• Selena Coppock
• Seth Herzog
• Shannon Coffey
• Streeter Seidell
• Stucky & Murray
• Summer & Eve
• Tim Warner
• Tom Shillue
• Tony Zaret
• Travis Irvine
• Trevor Williams
• Two Fun Men
• Will Hines

Saturday March 10 @ 10:30 @ THE PIT (123 24th St.)

Oh girl, please put down that hammer and get down to The MURDERFIST Show, where we get all the Panties. Seriously if you want to keep them panties don’t wear them to the show. We got sticky fingers and Special guest stars!

Rue Brutalia will be joining forces with us. You guys know Rue Brutalia, They are that sketch group you have never seen.

And also Betsy Winchester is in to reprise her role as Snappy, the Crabwoman with Crabs of Gold!

Only cost you 8 sexy dollars to watch, ohhhhohhohh we know how ya like to watch.

We Smoke Weed!!

Ever put you butt pants over your crotch pants?

Well then take them off them cause we fuckin’ wit no Grease Tonight.

Midnight @ The Straight Jacket Society Theater

Murderfist is going to get loud and weird in the city that invented Male Corsets. Come on down and see Murderfist do what they do best: make gorgeous people feel weird about themselves.

Louis Katz is opening for us and by opening we don’t mean doing comedy before we do comedy.

$10 6470 Santa Monica Blvd

We are coming back at you with some full frontal Goat. You know goats right? The animal that screams like a man, eats a can, then headbutts your hip. Trash is what you love, and trash is what we are. We all just a bunch of gay ass goats.

Guest Stars Galore
Jared Logan (Worst Man in New York 2010)
Jermaine Fowler (Worst Man in New York 2011)
Pat Dixon (Worst Man in New York 1974-2009)

$8 and you get the whole damn goat.

With Julia Johns, Sharron Paul, and Mike Recine.  Directed by Adam Wirtz.

Dog Shit squirts its way back to the Pourhouse. And you know what that means Cheap Beer, an eating competition, and a monkey in a diaper (Henry Zebrowski). So pull up your drawers, lace up that Brassiere, and jiggle your heiny over to the East Village where the fun is gross.

Hosted by Ed Larson and Ben Kissel

This month the Dog Shits
Kevin Barnett (Hate Monster)
Michael Che (Round Tabler of the Year!)
Dan St Germain (Don’t put your fingers by his mouth when he’s eating)
Amber Nelson (Children, she loves children)
Jacqueline Novak (Dances the nasty dances)
and Reid Faylor (The most dangerous man in NYC)

Just added Thomas Dale (You don’t even want to know what he is popular for)

+ plenty of special Appearances.

Dog Shit is Comedy
Happy Hour from 7pm-11pm
$2 Bud Light Drafts and $4 well drinks.

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