We are coming back at you with some full frontal Goat. You know goats right? The animal that screams like a man, eats a can, then headbutts your hip. Trash is what you love, and trash is what we are. We all just a bunch of gay ass goats.

Guest Stars Galore
Jared Logan (Worst Man in New York 2010)
Jermaine Fowler (Worst Man in New York 2011)
Pat Dixon (Worst Man in New York 1974-2009)

$8 and you get the whole damn goat.

With Julia Johns, Sharron Paul, and Mike Recine.  Directed by Adam Wirtz.

Dog Shit squirts its way back to the Pourhouse. And you know what that means Cheap Beer, an eating competition, and a monkey in a diaper (Henry Zebrowski). So pull up your drawers, lace up that Brassiere, and jiggle your heiny over to the East Village where the fun is gross.

Hosted by Ed Larson and Ben Kissel

This month the Dog Shits
Kevin Barnett (Hate Monster)
Michael Che (Round Tabler of the Year!)
Dan St Germain (Don’t put your fingers by his mouth when he’s eating)
Amber Nelson (Children, she loves children)
Jacqueline Novak (Dances the nasty dances)
and Reid Faylor (The most dangerous man in NYC)

Just added Thomas Dale (You don’t even want to know what he is popular for)

+ plenty of special Appearances.

Dog Shit is Comedy
Happy Hour from 7pm-11pm
$2 Bud Light Drafts and $4 well drinks.

FORCING OUR WAY THROUGH THE INTERNET AND UP INTO YOU

CHECK OUT OUR NUTS…

http://www.mydamnchannel.com/Murderfist/Murderfist/Fatboyz_8088.aspx

http://www.mydamnchannel.com/Murderfist/Murderfist/FrankPenis_8090.aspx

http://www.mydamnchannel.com/Murderfist/Murderfist/FunkyButter_8092.aspx

http://www.mydamnchannel.com/Murderfist/Murderfist/Folgers_8089.aspx

http://www.mydamnchannel.com/Murderfist/Murderfist/FrostytheSnowman2GettinIced_8091.aspx

http://www.mydamnchannel.com/Murderfist/Murderfist/HomelessGregsChristmasontheStreet_8155.aspx

Get Yo Asses Down To The PIT

This MURDERFIST Show features all of our favorite material of the past 6 months. I know you’re asking yourself, how does one choose the “best” out a pile of AIDS blood ridden dog shit? I’ll tell ya: With rubber gloves!

Come check this out, ALL MURDERFIST ALL THE TIME, This show is going to be the reason you decide to finally ditch that dead weight family of yours and be a real dipshit artist. DOOO ITTT

ONLY 8 BUCKSSS 10:30pm

123 24th St between Lex and Park.

Put it in and fart it out.

SWEET Tonight

doors at 8:30 show at 9

Hosted by your favorite comedian,
SETH HERZOG (VH1, “Late Night w Jimmy Fallon,” “30 Rock,” trying not to look fat in pictures)

This week:
JESSI KLEIN (Comedy Central Half Hour special, writer for SNL & “Michael & Michael,” doesn’t know why women still read Cosmo)

MURDERFIST (White hot sketch group, new series of theirs on “My Damn Channel” Site, with 10 people in their group they never remember who is in it and who isn’t)

NICK TURNER (NY’s hardest working man in comedy, performed on “Late Nigh w Jimmy Fallon,” often mistaken for the son from show “The Critic”)

And other special guests, including our favorite DJ/co-host,
JUSTIN LONG (America’s sweetheart, if he’s out in time from work, he’ll be there…fingers crossed)

Plus a woman used to make me all sorts of Pious Bologna sandwiches, SETH’s MOM.

Murderfist has a little Christmas problem, we have too much fucking joy in our hearts! Come get some on your chest and in your eyes. We have buckets of joy and an entire hose full of hot fresh liquid cheer that we are going to fill a child’s pool with and invite the homeless of 24th street to come wade around with us. Homeless people love getting attention on Christmas.

SPECIAL SECRET GUESTS! MUSIC! HOT LOADS OF CHRISTMAS!

SaTURDay 10:30 at

THE PIT 123 East 24th Street

WENDIGO PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS:
11:00 – THE MIGHTY PRAGMATICS
10:00 – SLONK DONKERSON
9:00 – MURDERFIST
8:00 – THE COWMEN

OPEN BAR FROM 7-8 WITH $8 ADMISSION

KINGS OF KARAOKE AFTER THE BANDS – FREE ADMISSION

LATE NIGHT DRINK SPECIALS: $3 PBRs AND $6 JACK & BACK (PBR & Shot Of Jack Daniels) AFTER 1 AM!