Where is the girl? Last time anyone saw her she was with you. What did you do with her? What was the last thing she said to you? Don’t fucking lie to me.
If you want to clear your name come to The Murderfist Show this Saturday night. 11pm downstairs at The PIT, where all the little girls sleep.
Comedy is pain
SATURDAY 11pm at The PIT (123 east 24th st.)
Liza Dye is a New York City comedian who was struck by a subway train on February 13th. She survived and is in good spirits but her left leg was fairly badly injured and she is expected to have to stay in the hospital until doctors see fit to release her. Because she has no health insurance, we’re putting together a benefit to help her out with medical expenses.
100% of proceeds from the show will go directly to pay for Liza Dye’s hospital bills.
Ali Wong (@midnight)
Jermaine Fowler (Guy Code)
Aparna Nancherla (Conan)
Phoebe Robinson (Broad City)
Michelle Wolf (Late Night With Seth Meyers)
Sue Smith (Best Week Ever)
Hosted by Justin Perez & Naomi Ekperigin
Doors: 7:30 pm / Show: 8:00 pm
$10.00 online, $15 at the door
You can also donate directly here:
The Brighter Side is Ed Larson, Amber Nelson, and Seena Jon.
Everything is fine. Don’t freak out. Relax. Don’t be unreasonable. The Brighter Side finds the positive light in this horror show we call Earth, a cynic’s look at optimism. So put down the gun, stay outta that church, and spark up a joint, because everything is going to be alright. We promise. For real. Just chill.
PRESENTED BY CAVE COMEDY RADIO
SATURDAY 11PM @ THE PIT
Whats up you goddamn bunch of fucking vicious villains. It’s time for The Murderfist Show again and we got those mean ass jokes that only friggin’ putrid minded bastards like yourselves enjoy. We got all the new shit. Don’t bring your mother, unless she likes to screw raw. It’s a party Y’all!
$10 Downstairs @ The PIT where all the good boys become bad girls.
The dude with the prettiest nuts gets a kiss.